Cool your boots

By Milky Ilky - 10/02/2022 14:00

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Today, my sister started lactating through her shirt post-breastfeeding at a family brunch. My husband, who gets turned on by pregnant women since he gets the most action during my pregnancies, visibly ogled her at the table. FML
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1known 30

How many pregnancies did you have for him to develop such an idea???

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Abby Gut 25

Realistically though how is it any different than girls drooling over guys with abs? People still look, despite marriage

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Dustmop 18

Since when do abs swell up and lactate? Get a better comparison

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Vesi 29

I had this problem when I had a baby. They make pads just for lactating mothers that fit inside the bar and keep down on leaks. Might want to look them up and get her a package to save her the embarrassment of wet shirt and staring droolers.

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bobsanction 18

Well maybe if you put out more when you're not pregnant he wouldn't have developed the fetish.

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electraliv 13

Maybe if he wasn’t a ****** creep and co tra his eyes, she wouldn’t be here posting this. *gags* at the entitlement of men

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1known 30

How many pregnancies did you have for him to develop such an idea???

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OfficialMrD 3

“Gets the most action” Who else be getting action during your pregnancies?!

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