Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started...

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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sisteresss 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

Did she ask to compare ****?

theboss3469 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:02

Your boyfriend is such a wuss I'm surprised he can maintain an erection.

jessthebest3 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:04

That awkward moment when

jedielf 23

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:09

The boy sure knows how to take it like a man!

supermankisses 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:58

or take it from a man

intothecrypt 3

Monday 1 August 2011 6:57

or fake it for a man

makevelli187 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:28

your bf's a pussy, tell him grow some balls.

kemando 22

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:30

my mom would just be like "you two havin fun?" yes mom go away now... THRUST.

Zaffro 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:46

what a pussy!

iheartsthamanga 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:50

Yep..definite mama's boy..hopefully you broke up with him..you don't want any repeats in the future or any issues where he chooses mom over you..

jobsman99 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:14

did your boyfriend go onto the bathroom to finish himself off? or did you do that later? he needs to get his priorities straight.

mickilla 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:34

He's pussy .. Lol don't love this kind of men .

Enigmax2514 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:50

ur knight in shining birthday suit eh... sooo brave and bold...

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