As a treat

By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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Itzmeh 0

I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.

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Itzmeh 0

I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.

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JesusFishTaco 5

12-It probably slipped outta there. You know, like how like a baby slips out of a ****** once it's shoulders are out. Ohh nooooo, the younger kids won't understand this. Maybe like a minnow slipping out of your fingers while you're fishing. Though I do prefer squid as my bait. I feel sorry for the minnow when I drive the hook through its mouth. Oh listen to me ramble on. That's all, y'all.

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Justforlolz 14

I think the sentence "Just shut the **** up" is a suitable response to your comment.

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JesusFishTaco 5

Oh yeah, cause the comment was totally meant to not be annoying.

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mintcar 9

Even though this is incredibly disgusting, I feel bad your granny. :/

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bigmanj28 0

[Enter overused and annoying pun here]

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madhukar 3

like ''thats a shitty situation''. i've seen this on every poop related fml.

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Ldesu 0

Wow, FYL. I hope it didn't hit the fan for you.

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itsmeppl 0

yeah same haha lol

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Ew ew ew ew EW. WTF IS WRONG WITH GRAMMA! No, seriously. How do you miss the toilet? Or the bathroom?! ( assuming OP foynd it outside the bathroom)

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TheRealBruce 12

I would like to go to the club with her jk I'm sorry I pulled y'alls legs

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JesusFishTaco 5

12-It probably slipped outta there. You know, like how like a baby slips out of a ****** once it's shoulders are out. Ohh nooooo, the younger kids won't understand this. Maybe like a minnow slipping out of your fingers while you're fishing. Though I do prefer squid as my bait. I feel sorry for the minnow when I drive the hook through its mouth. Oh listen to me ramble on. That's all, y'all.

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ZimZim119 0

boy does grandma have a surprise for you

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seldom66 16

it's time to change granny's diapers again

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hydef14 2

I can't wait to get old, I wanna shit in the floor for no reason!

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rallets 22

sounds like your knee-deep in shit

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

you must have misinterpreted when she said she's making fudge. xD

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Sakaragi 0

Stick her nose in it. If you don't discipline now, she'll never learn.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

104 & 105 win^ DOUBLE WIN! what what in the butt?

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Jojo08_fml 0

#45, after the shoulders are out the baby doesn't just "slip out"?

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gmc_blossom 21

#104, nice picture. :D

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FarSide 22

Mother FU*KER!! Grossed my ass out OP!

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fatherpunk 1

Do you study turds? how do you know that it was your grandmas?

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