Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Now, according to the documentaries I watch, your mom says, "You're not doing that right -- let me show you how it's done."

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phybreawptic 13

The good news here is you have options. Lock the door, have sex somewhere else, or get your own place.

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Marcella1016 31

Sucking his dick WHILE having sex? That’s a new kind of flexibility I can’t even imagine!

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RichardPencil 30

Coitus is just one type of sexual activity. There are others ... or so I've heard.

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spinspinsugar 12

coitus...that word always made me giggle lol

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Marcella1016 31

I think of sex as actual “intercourse” (at least when it comes to heterosexual sex), and all the other stuff around that as “sexual activity.” So in that context, my brain unwittingly made some weird leaps in the imagination department based on the wording of her fml lol. But tomato cumato you know?

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Brigfture 7

Common sense, where are you?

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phybreawptic 13

The good news here is you have options. Lock the door, have sex somewhere else, or get your own place.

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RichardPencil 30

Now, according to the documentaries I watch, your mom says, "You're not doing that right -- let me show you how it's done."

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Charlie Given 26

LMFAO 🤣 that should be your new slogan

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RichardPencil 30

I couldn't because that would be plagiarism -- I heard it from your mom. Yooooooowwwww!!!!

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Brigfture 7

Not possible. She’s from India

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spinspinsugar 12

reminds me of the time when me and my bf at the time were 69ing and his 80 something year old dad (yes his dad, my ex is from a second marriage and my ex's mom was like 30 years the dad's jr) walked in on us lol

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