Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started...

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 395

You deserved it 20 688

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 399

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 756

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 020

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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You deserved it 8 926

Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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You deserved it 396

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 175

By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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You deserved it 36 331

By Anonymous - 05/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 878

Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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sisteresss 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

Did she ask to compare ****?

theboss3469 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

Comments

mejiiaa 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:39

LMAO. tell him to grow balls

a6h311h0und 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:55

some ppl just cant. its sad rly..

bluebird0020 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:40

You're dating a complete bitch. I apologize for the cruelty, but someone had to say it. I'm sorry for your misfortune.

iloveeyouuxD 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:41

Awkward

im_bored_tired 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:43

what the hell? what a pussy!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:31

Meow.

im_bored_tired 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:36

lmao.

BabbiiLovvee 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:44

At least a cactus didn't fall on your face :p

x_messyjessy_x 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:53

Oh lol I love it :) Why did the girl fall off her bike???

itsbritneybixchh 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:44

Past Fml reference! #fmladdict

fail8 0

Monday 1 August 2011 3:57

Orr on your pussy

bitchslapped22 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:44

If you're on a bed at least you can cover up with a blanket

intothecrypt 3

Monday 1 August 2011 6:38

Come on people, be creative, use the walls, get off the bed for a change. Even in the window! And there would be curtains if you must cover up...

ImOnEverything 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:45

It's natural this is the mating process of a lil bitch

hotpinkpepsi 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:21

wtf is that real?

brookig 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:59

Seriously? FYL!

thecranewife 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:48

**** yea this is funny

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 1 August 2011 4:08

Syrup Painkillers Cigarettes Weed Hennessy Vodka

urapussy554 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:46

u are a *****! LOL

canucks92 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:48

lock the doors!

dandawg69 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:52

Awesome. :)

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