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By Ceej / Saturday 30 July 2011 21:06 / United States
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By  airforce987  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Do you not know how hard it is to keep quiet while vomiting? Are you retarded or something?

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  airforce987  |  20

You fail at comprehending sarcasm and jokes

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  iJasper  |  8

Wow, SteveTheJanitor, WOW. You don't understand sarscasm. -.-

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what's funnier then corn * heavy sarcasm* corn that pops *still sarcastic* XD

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a shit joke... the sarcasm makes it funny you see?

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  smellymellyy  |  7

how is 25 funnier than 24? I don't get it..

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  andyysaur  |  0

dude, your going to fucking he'll, if your trying to be sarcastic, your still going to he'll but next time put a lol or jk next to it because this comment and the story were both ridiculously disrespectful to women

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

Fuck those high rank guys that run around like little bitches knifing people. You lack skill.

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  brianjman14  |  22

How do you know it was CoD? For all you know, this douchebag could have been playing Viva Piñata since he acts like a baby, why not play baby games? EDIT: What the fuck? This was supposed to be a response to #79.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@kay shit joke yes, but this was so obviously sarcasm. being a shit joke doesnt negate the stupidity of the response. @91 thou shalt not joke about women? dont remember that one on the 10 commandments. do you have a revised version?

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  Absurd101  |  0

110= GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  techan9na  |  0

Well you first have to know the writer's intensions before you make assumptions, for example, claiming they're "claiming" sarcasm, is a douche move. you fail.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@117 people have bad days and do things they later regret. this is why apologies exist. you didnt suggest hitting someone in a compromised state of mind, this is your rational thinking. i feel bad for anyone who ends up stuck with your abusive ass. if this is a common trend in his behaviour she should have known before getting married, and more importantly before getting pregnant.

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  mali198922  |  6

obviously he is good in bed hence the baby in her belly you dunce

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  KaySL  |  24

It doesn't take any skill to get someone pregnant during sex, Mali. Well, not unless the partners are the same gender, of course. That'd be pretty impressive.

By  Thabb  |  0

Stupid bitch, he was one kill away from a chopper gunner.

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  getviolated  |  5

Memphis law states that any woman who ways to drive alone must have a man in front of the car waving red flags to warn other motorists/pedestrians. This is a key example of women's rights being a myth, so good luck being the weaker sex 90.

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  greenguitar06  |  0

150, "any woman who ways to drive alone"...?? Your right were definitely the weaker sex. Do me a favor, take the 5 seconds to proof read your shit before you try to infect anyones mind with your moronic babble.

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  getviolated  |  5

the fact that you had to bring it up while everyone else FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT, it just makes me sad the way some people think. In the words of the wise wiz khalifa "Taylor gang or mother fucking kill yourself"

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  getviolated  |  5

p-p-proving my point with a fight on FML. idk if it's just you personally or if you're reppin the entire gender, but dammmnnn I come so close to agreeing with you, then I watch 30 seconds of the WNBA and it's...just...so...bad. :D (by the way, spell checked this one, and you can take that all the way to the menstrual bank)

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  getviolated  |  5

for realzeez...why can't all guys be like Usher/Justin Bieber/Neyo/JA-SON DERÜLO

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  AzBeAsT  |  0

ladies, gentlemen, I'm lovin the enthusiasm here but let's not make false threats of fighting each other, when this is a app/website for people to laugh. U don't know each other, odds are will never see each other, so let's jus keep arguing, and dissing each other, not make useless threats:). Thanks

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  kaykay20  |  0

If he chooses his games over his wife and child constantly then it's understandable that their relationship will not work out. Hate to hear that he said this while she's having contractions instead of just morning sickness.

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  raphanne_fml  |  33

Yes but would it be a good excuse to talk to your wife like this when she is obviously sick? She is not faking it, she is throwing up because she is pregnant!!!! And you want to be a paramedic? Edit: this was for #15

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