Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started...

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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sisteresss 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

Did she ask to compare ****?

theboss3469 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

Comments

grdianknight 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:26

yet another couple not bright enough to not have sex in their parents house, ydi

XxBarbie 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:30

How old is ur bf?

jillybean555 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:36

very manly of him.

thelastlucifer 17

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:51

tell her "your son is in good hands" :)

jren207 24

Monday 1 August 2011 0:50

Where on the Internet can I find this porno? Did I say porno, I meant um... Awkward.

ilikeemsmall 4

Monday 1 August 2011 0:53

You should have banged on the bathroom door and said "I'll give you back your balls if you give me back my clothes!"

badactor009 0

Monday 1 August 2011 1:45

She hung around?

corruptblackkat 17

Monday 1 August 2011 2:22

this is how you get overpopulation

Twisted_Angel 17

Monday 1 August 2011 2:37

Wow, good guy you have there. Teach him a lesson. Set it up so your dad walks in, then you run screaming into the bathroom with his clothes. I bet he never does that again. Really, just dump the schmuck. You're better off without someone that cries when mommy see's him naked.