By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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unknown_user5566 26

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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newbiehere99 6

*sticks out tongue* then yells,"Nan nana boo boo, you can't get me."

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the_enigma1019 1

Solution: don't date seven year olds

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MrsAlexander83 10

Sounds like he was being immature, so instead of you crying you would stand there trying to decipher where the heck he came up with all this crap. Looks like he did a good job of keeping your mind off the issue at hand--a breakup!

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celine21_fml 0

So what your saying is...u dated a 5 year old?

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Danieljta 3

Not sure what's worse, that she actually agreed to date this douche in the first place. Of that he was the one that ended the relationship first.

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winkydog4056 16

Go tell him to hang himself by a telephone wire....good riddance to all and to all a good night. Done

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opoopu 8

You got dumped by an immature prick. Double ouch.

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