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By Busted - / Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:35 / United Kingdom
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well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.

Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a dildo and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.

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Maybe the first part migt be an FML but the second part only confirmed it; not that big of a deal. In fact, it should be a relief that you did the right thing and broke up with him in the first place. Breakups happen all the time, dearie, and so do cheatings.

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I used to like Story of the Year until it was your username *Spits in opposite direction* Don't call me a people. I am not a people you rude, disrespectful troll.

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How is this an FML? You found evidence to justify you breaking up with your boyfriend for cheating on you. Get put there and find someone new and honest. But first....Get Over It!

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#3 stop being a cock monster. Someone is always going to be the first to comment, maybe it was just good timing by the universe and he wasn't constantly checking the site for new FMLs, seeing as how he did not do the whole YAY FIRST ROFL nonsense. Anyway, OP how is this an FML? You broke up with him cause you thought he was cheating and it turned out he was, are you upset by being right? FYL your boyfriend cheated on you, but you did the right thing by ending it. I'm not sure why you are so upset about getting out of a bad situation, because that's how it's coming across.

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Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a dildo and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.

well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.

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I agree with #4. At least now you know for sure, but I don't think I would have broken up with a guy just because I suspected him of something. Of course, you called him out on it, and made him look like a douche when you were proved right.

hhmmm i dont get whats so bad about this. i mean he did lie but at least you already had broken up with him! but dont sweat it, you'll find someone worthy of you eventually!

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Hmm... Perhaps that he cheated on her? I think that perhaps we're not getting the whole story. Maybe the OP just broke up with her boyfriend because she didn't like him, but then found that the story she used as an excuse was actually true. Then again, maybe not. That would just quantify your claims and make it easy to break up, wouldn't it, OP? I don't see how that in itself would be an FML.

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