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Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly? Microwave: ... Dad: I asked you a question! Microwave: ... Dad: Answer me, damn you! Microwave: *ding* Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!

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What do you mean by you "hope" he'll sober up? Is there a chance that his liver will refuse to process alcohol and he'll magically stay drunk the rest of his life?

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42- I think 2 was saying that he hopes OP's dad sobers up sooner rather than later. If he hadn't included soon in his comment, then it would have just been ridiculous.

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Stop stereotyping, you guys. My microwave is Sharp and warm. (I apologize for my puns.) It's just when a few bad individuals act out that microwaves in general take the blame.

Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly? Microwave: ... Dad: I asked you a question! Microwave: ... Dad: Answer me, damn you! Microwave: *ding* Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!

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