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Easy, OP can just go back a second time and followed your advice to take notes.

I've got something to this effect, in all seriousness. I have to type up notes during lecture to remember things or else I'll forget half or more of an entire class. I also will have a conversation and 5 minutes later forget what was discussed and / or forget I had it unless reminded. Memory span short term wise of a ferret and attention span of a gnat.

It's a conspiracy man! The government's been like, putting microchips in our brain at birth to make us forget everything so the government can control us all! *Takes another hit from bong and passes out*

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Its all the corporations man. We need to start a month long music festival to show them we can think for ourselves and then we will expose the violence in the system so that corporate greed will be ended once and for all

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After reading just the first four words, I immediately saw Hyde in my mind, leaning forward and making a fist.

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Finally! Some one who understands man when the rebellion comes well be marching the streets with their heads on a stick!

Hmm forgetting the advice about improving your memory? Reminds me of not being able to put down this amazing book about addiction!

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