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By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 01:41 / United States - San Mateo
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By  kyleekay  |  25

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

At this rate you you should've cheated on him. But hey, maybe this is fate's way of telling you to go find yourself a real man.

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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

26 - You're talking to me about not being very nice when you're not being very nice yourself? Well okay, the irony sure made me learn my lesson.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Man, and now you're ruining the word irony? "Irony" isn't applicable in every situation, you know. It would be "hypocrisy", except that it isn't because I didn't tell you to be nice I said get you're own thread, I was not serious when I told you not to talk to the others that way: I was deliberately mis-interpreting the target of your message since you didn't address it to OP. Gosh.

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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

35 - Whatever you say :)

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  JocelynKaulitz  |  28

Turn that frown upside down:)

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  FizzyApple  |  3

Pleonasm, from what I've gathered from your comments you appear to be one of those self righteous college students who think they know everything because of their "wide" vocabulary and knowledge of basic English. By the way, I HATE puns.

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  DerrickJames  |  33

Mite*

By  kyleekay  |  25

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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  Trix_Disorder  |  20

None of these words rhyme. *downer*

By  Pleonasm  |  31

There, there, it'll be ok. Hopefully your barbie dolls are here to comfort you. DId you tell your mum about this little meenie? Now, don't stay up too late, and remember to do your homework!

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  BlueFlatts  |  20

Someone deserves a time out to think about what he's said. On a side note; what's wrong with being a pumpkin eater? These are the holidays for it after all. Yumm.

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  BlueFlatts  |  20

Someone deserves a time out to think about what he's said. On a side note; what's wrong with being a pumpkin eater? These are the holidays for it after all. Yumm.

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  justbarb  |  11

you beg them to go back out with you and then when they finally agree you turn it around and say "sorry i dont date children." then you walk away with your pride

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