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Pulled her up by her pants - accidentally giving her such a severe wedgie that she went cross-eyed...

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I feel like it was an FML for her and not OP though that does suck that you caused it she was the one who got screwed.

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38- uhhhhh? The only thing I can think of was that you thought OP was on a horse too? He was driving... Just thought I'd let ya know

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38 actually technically horse can have horns cuz if you use a saddle the part you hold on to is called a horn js. But still wtf are you talking about?

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101 - NO WHERE in the FML mentions that he was riding a car. But honestly, is it not obvious enough? "side of the road" "honked my horn"

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@79, if you hold onto that horn on the saddle you don't know much about saddles, it is for tying a rope around so you can pull an object or animal, such as a cow or steer out of mud or water, it is not meant to hold onto, at all.

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@ 119 unless you're barrel racing, in which case, you'll be flung off if you don't hold on. Also, if your horse is bucking, it doesn't really matter whether its the proper technique to hold onto the horn, you're just going to grab whatever stable surface you can.

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Hey, things like that doesn't ruin his chances 27. Once, my now boyfriend threw a bottle filled with Pepsi and it hit me right on the lip, which made is swollen and bruised. I still became is girlfriend and now it's a funny story I say to embarrass him. Maybe this can be their story? :) kinda painful one though.

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If she was riding on the side of the road do you think she should of known her horse had to be used to cars before she went out?

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The only safety belt on a horse, is a helmet. That's not going to keep you on. You can try to ride through the bucking if you've got a good seat, or balance, or you can bail. I'm guessing she either bailed or tried to stay on, couldn't, an fell. Either way, there is noooo safety belt.

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Those commercials make me wonder their liability. Seriously, I don't see how would you know if your sister was reading your text when she crashed?

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90- but there are some of the commercials where the driver was responding and that screen is still up on the phone when the police find it.

Ring her up apologize and ask to take her out to a fancy restaurant to make it up to her. This could be 'that funny story' you both end up telling your grand kids. Good luck.

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When life gives you lemons give her a full massage to make everything okay. Heh have to take opportunities as they come op.

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This doesn't sound entirely realistic... It's his crush for forever, so I doubt he's the, "Hi, sorry, full body massage?" type.

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"today I was riding my horse and minding my own business when this guu who liked me passed by.I waved at him and he honked in return,causing me to be thrown off my horse and suffer a fractured vertabrae,he didn't even help...fxcker.FML (this went better as an idea,I get the feeling it was boring...fxck this)

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