By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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unknown_user5566 26

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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winkydog4056 16

I almost thought OP's username saiys im not a cheatery......a cheatery you ask? A place where one goes to cheat with everyone he/she can get.

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buckdharma 36

Then Simple Simon went to town to buy a piece of meat.

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kemnet 7

What happened to your boyfriend was Psychological projection is a psychological defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. So his guilt is causing him to project the cheating on you and its him that's actually doing it....that or you have a twin sister

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VoiceMail 12

He sounds like he has the mental age of a 12 year old. I say you're probably lucky to get out of that one.

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gkirkijian 0

Excuse me, but 12 year olds don't say that. Only someone as young as 7 would be so immature.

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Autocorrected 11

Well as Patrick would put it.. "LIAR, LIAR, PLANTS FOR HIRE"

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Steve95401 49

Or maybe she dodged a bullet.

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Steve95401 49

OP needs to go somewhere besides Chuck E. Cheese to find boyfriends.

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sweetmama88 6

Thank god the drama king is over , your better off without him.

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lessthanhack 3

I don't think he cares if you are cheating on him. I think his greatest fear is that you'll leave him and he'll never see you again. When you love someone that's 1000x worse than any prison sentence. Physical pain is a wimp compared to mental pain.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

So, to keep his fair lady, he: 1. Throws her stuff out of his apartment. 2. Refuses to listen to her side of the story. 3. Believes other people over her (or whomever he got this cheating idea from.) 4. Uses nursery rhymes to justify his actions. Yes, that is a logical exploration of his love for her. How could we all be so blind?

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