Love: Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive...

By rhythmbandit - 09/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By bewitched and bothered - 02/02/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML

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Amkii 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:44

Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol

blueavenger 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:24

"Us guys"? Speak for yourself. I'm a guy, and I would make sure NOT to write down the wrong color on this note. If I didn't know, I wouldn't say anything about it. Some guys are not assholes, newsflash.

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scateice 0

Friday 9 October 2009 23:01

What kind of dumbass forgets the eye color and ear piercings?! lol Not very observant one ya got there :)

justification 0

Friday 9 October 2009 23:45

This is a very good example of something prominent in our everyday society. Often you will see some total douchebag paired up with a girl that should be way out of his leage.

Sp1tfire 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:41

pierce your ears and get some contacts, problem solved

oasisaddict 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:09

What an ass. How can anyone pay any less attention? *shakes head*

Ianslilgoofball 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:11

Oh no, your boyfriend was kind enough to take time out of his day to buy you an expensive gift and show how much he loved you, but forgot insignificant details! Get over yourself - think of this as incentive to get your ears pierced, you ungrateful jerk.

ReJecT_98 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:32

Your man is a ass..

Atara223 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:33

green eyes are often confused with hazel eyes if you have other colored flecks in them, and Hazel eyes are sometimes interchangeable with brown ones. As for the ears, it costs like 10 bucks. go now.

_YDI 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 2:26

HE BOUGHT YOU DIAMOND EARRINGS YOU ******* BITCH.YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOVED

lullabyy_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:07

well how long have u two been going out. maybe he hasnt gotten a chance tp look deeply into ur eyes yet. pluss,some people's eyes are a mix of colors,maybe that's how urs are. he's just a guy he wont know everyything. so dont skip to the conclusion that he's cheating on u just yet..unless u two have been going out for a whils