Love: Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive...

By rhythmbandit - 09/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By bewitched and bothered - 02/02/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML

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Amkii 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:44

Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol

blueavenger 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:24

"Us guys"? Speak for yourself. I'm a guy, and I would make sure NOT to write down the wrong color on this note. If I didn't know, I wouldn't say anything about it. Some guys are not assholes, newsflash.

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alex_mu 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:16

FIRST!!! .....................................................NOT

TheKitsune 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:34

So he's not observant. Big deal. You obviously like him for other reasons. Just ask yourself, do you want to be with a man you loves you and doesn't notice your eye color because looks don't matter?

sbarre1 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:05

So pierce your damn ears and STFU.

lovemehobo 0

Friday 9 October 2009 21:21

OMG stop you bloody complaining, go out and piece you god dang ears!! HE BOUGHT YOU DIAMONDS

ragsy 7

Friday 9 October 2009 21:37

Did you know as many as a third of men have some type of color blindness? I am red-green colorblind, and I would probably think your green eyes are brown.

PutDownTheGun 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:10

Wow. Way to be an ungrateful bitch. He could easily be colorblind, since a good number of men are. I'm violet-blind, for example. And it's natural for him to assume that your ears are pierced since a good many women have piercings. He must've spent a ton of his own money on the diamonds, and you treat the gift as an insult. He should just dump you now, because if he doesn't, you'll just drain all of his money in a divorce settlement.

FarSide 22

Friday 9 October 2009 22:16

LOL. YDI for not measuring up to the brown eyed princess. But seriously: how do you think the "brown-eyed princess" felt when she openned your boyfriend's gift envelope and found a certificate for a "vaginoplasty consultation" with a plastic surgeon?