Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the... - FML

By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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wisericky 12

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:13

hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...

lopez1222 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:37

Nice booty.

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Brookie_91 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 21:46

Apart from the grossness, cycling nude seems like it woulnt be to comfortable ya know down there....O.o

mamah_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 21:47

how the hell do you not see old people undressing...

Flipflops4ever 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 21:48

YDI for only wanting to see nude young people

EmilyIsLHAO 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 21:55

yummy

ThatMichaelKid7 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:02

Well, did you join them?

capcom1116 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:04

drive by nudity!

Unstoppable15 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:15

WOW ! This isnt no FML . WTFLIPPPPP ! =_=

monkeyy22 6

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:18

hey ur from gelderland :3 im from apeldoorn

Richisme 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:27

softie. Think about the nurses. They have to wash them

hockeychick8 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:28

yummy

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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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