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If you hit a parked car, it's your goddamned fault. I hope the owners take your bank statement, hack into your account, and use your own money to pay for the damage you caused.

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Why would you actually admit that you have nothing to say? I'll give you a suggestion - if you have nothing to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. Don't feel like you have to reply to #1 just to get your worthless, empty comment near the top. No one is impressed, I promise you.

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You are correct, no one asked me. And no one needed to ask me. The Mighty FML Deity created the comment section so that people can speak their minds. You tried to speak yours and failed like the Titanic, Betamax, and Lehman Brothers. So I spoke mine. Questions?

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hey OP YDI. Oh and guess what you are totally screwed by the way. the minimum you will get is a ticket, but I really hope you get locked up. you are an a$$

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dude tht was just a flat out WIN...it's crazy how fast he submitted it to it's like he didn't even need to think...I think u must be the FML deity's prophet doc

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My mom lives on an awkward one way street, and her house is on the corner of a 90 degree angle...basically the road does a complete 90 turn to the left, and if you keep going straight rather than turn you are in her driveway. Many people park on the street, and you have to park on one side 4 days of the week and the other side of the road the other 3 days. During the few days that people park on the right side of the road...some people park up way too far (still on the street) and it partially

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Side note...I agree OP was most likely driving too fast and / or probably not paying attention, and for that they deserve to pay for their shitty driving...my point is that you dont know exactly what the road was like, how much room there was or how badly the dude was parked, so it really could have been almost unavoidable...really my biggest point is people shouldnt park like ass holes, it takes seconds to fix how you are parked, and people who park like ass holes deserve to have their cars hit

If you hit a parked car, it's your goddamned fault. I hope the owners take your bank statement, hack into your account, and use your own money to pay for the damage you caused.

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I highly doubt there's much in the account. When you're that stupid and irresponsible it must be hard holding a worthwhile job.

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Most stupid people are the ones with good jobs nowadays. Difficult times for the smart people out there. You wouldn't know.

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what ever happened TO BRAKES MORON, IF IT WAS UNAVOIDABLE, YOU MUST'VE BEEN TEXTING LIKE ALL OTHER MORONS I UNFORTUNATELY AM FORCED TO KNOW.

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I presume that #15 was replying to the now-moderated comment, which I would hazard a guess said something along the lines of "it was probably a woman because she's a bad driver lololololol"

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bet u $20 it's a woman who parked the car because women can't drive. they should stick to what they're good for... vaginas,cleaning, cooking, and....Thier sisters vaginas

Seeing how the parked car is stationary, I'm pretty sure you could have avoided it by... you know... not crashing into it. Then you proceed with a hit-and-run, leaving a hateful note blaming the other person for your own stupidity. I hope they use your personal information to call the cops and get you arrested, like you deserve.

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Do you run into trees as well and say it's the tree's fault, because it was planted weird? And then leave notes saying, "nice job growing out oddly, stupid plant" that have your social security number on the back?

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