Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the...

By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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wisericky 12

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:13

hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...

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Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:37

Nice booty.

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KayleighRenee 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 15:10

Ew that's illegal in America thank gosh

purecpu 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 18:53

hot?

baseballplaya5 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 2:56

ohhh sexy

izzyrara 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:51

were u in Brighton England? LOL

ridder215 7

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:38

How do you even know that? You live in fat america

MrsAgony 6

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:36

Lol cycling nude isnt normal in most of europe! Maybe netherlands, i dont know- but definitely not most of europe! Get your facts right -_-

TheLBG 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 2:53

And?

Wes3625 6

Monday 17 October 2011 10:40

Why didn't you just look away? why did you carry on watching, while eating? Unless you like that sort of thing... gross

Epikouros 31

Monday 7 November 2011 17:24

This must have been the World Naked Bike Ride, since there was one in June 2010 in OP's area. It's a Canadian invention (although there were naked bike rides before in Spain and Germany). It's not exactly legal anywhere, but the authorities are usually not as uptight as OP.