Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the...

By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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wisericky 12

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:13

hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...

lopez1222 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:37

Nice booty.

Comments

Emmy_The_Great 2

Monday 16 August 2010 13:28

i hope it was a windy day

Seems2BBadLuck 0

Monday 16 August 2010 14:07

haaaha! you made my day!

zlut 0

Monday 16 August 2010 19:05

Today, I witnessed people eating pieces of dead bodies, while I was eating! FML

Hoplaka 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 0:53

Yumm.. Lol jk. Fyl duddeeeee :)

purplesavvy 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:14

lmfao "a series"

hedgehogs 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:15

I assume you are planning to die young and think everyone should. Hope you choked.

ShakeZula7 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:38

Grow up.

DearLar 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 11:53

Yummm.

FMLsohardithurts 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:13

SUPERVOMIT

skykiller_fml 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:50

this reminds me of a joke ...what does a guy hiking somewhere in the mountains have in common with a guy getting a ******* from a 80 years-old lady,even though they're at thousand of miles away from each other? they're both thinking "don't look down!don't look down!"