Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the... - FML

By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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wisericky 12

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:13

hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...

lopez1222 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:37

Nice booty.

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jaiyarai101 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:31

ahhaha aww tht woukd suck

CherryCupcake98 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:47

o god can't eat them raisens

The_Fonz_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:55

how you guys noticed where OP is from? the Netherlands. stuff like nude cycling among other things is perfectly normal there and most if Europe.

finallyfreemaria 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:58

today I saw old naked people riding down the street with no warning at all I jizzed in mah pants.

ssdd_dilligaf 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:59

there were warnings, hell I heard aboutthis on the radio.

Z49 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:02

were they hot??

gypsyblue 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:08

So? Nudity is natural. Heck, we have nude bike rides every year where I live too (BC, Canada). Don't be a prude and just ignore it if you don't like it.

finallyfreemaria 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:18

well if you're sitting somwhere eating breakfast in sure you would probably sit there and choke if you see grandma riding a bike butt naked or your eyes would probably bugg out and you would look away. I don't think anyone could ignore this

finallyfreemaria 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:21

sorry sure. I'm on an auto correcting itouch :L

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:39

Oh Dear... SWIM AWAY!! SWIM AWAY!!

HAS95 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:02

only the elderly...

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Today, my husband's friend and I realised that we have mutual feelings of attraction for each other. We're both in struggling marriages, which we don't want to give up on yet. FML

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