Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched...

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Darwin_Award_Winner - 07/06/2012 12:10 - United States - Beaumont

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML

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By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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Thursday 24 December 2009 1:09

If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.

null_fml 11

Thursday 24 December 2009 1:22

The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

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Sybe 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 3:39

That's gross, no matter what they used the bin for. Dirty *******.

Daaarreenn 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 3:44

How did it taste?

pwnage79 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 3:59

you think its bad in york? wait till ya see NEW york

marc_with_a_c 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 4:01

Should have asked them to make you a new one..

Elf_My_Life 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 4:28

I work in a pizza place . xP If it was anything like my work you wouldn't have seen that. Then again, it might not be the same. I'd be fired so fast for that though. PAPER TOWEL FOR WIPING THE TRAY.

me5 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:10

u did take the pizza??? thanks for the info. I hate pizza thanks to you

grrrarrrg2 2

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:21

I've worked in restaraunts for years and while there are horror stories that happen nothing THAT bad usually happens. While wiping it on the trash can edge does seem pretty nasty if it was a clean part of the bag then it really isnt that bad.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:57

"while there are horror stories that happen nothing THAT bad usually happens" I have heard far worse stories. Like cooks dropping steaks on the ground and just putting them back on the stove.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:24

Trash Flavor pizza? Or was that a true everything pie?

russ257 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:45

so tell them you saw that and you were no longer going to buy food there and report them to the health inspector

amandapanda1611 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:57

at pizza places they do this all the time and you dont know about it. thats the only thing the trashcan is used for. it takes less time to just scrape it rather than to wash it everytime