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FML - The follow-up

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

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I replied with a simple "Oh really?"; pretty mid-ground comment if you ask me :) And she is a woman. In the office right now and she just smiled at me.
By whatadaydanny - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:58 / Dominica
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Yah,that has happened to me before. I went in to the office and she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me!" so I put it to her twice and punched her in the eye. I got fired. Lol

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Maybe it's another case of sending a text by accident to another person. But I like the idea of your boss sending you that text. So i ll stick with that one.

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I've never read "50 Shades of Grey", but I don't really understand why guys hate it so adamently. Maybe they're just going with what everyone else is saying, but either way guys brag about watching porn and reading porn magazines all the time. Not that I commend it, but if the ladies found something that turns them on, let them be you hipocrites!

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it's because you've never read it. I barely got through the 1st book, and made it less than 20% into the second before I gave up trying. I'm all for porn, and BDSM, and trash romance novels. If it turns you on, I'm all for it. 50 shades is badly written high school fan fiction that sold a billion copies and no one really knows why. The problem isn't that it's porn for housewives...the problem is that it's crap.

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Who gives a shit about the age of music though? NIN is still the best shit I have ever heard in my life. And the guy who says his friend's cousin is Trent Reznor, I doubt it.

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We're all titled to an opinion. Me and linx468 happen to enjoy Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails. You enjoy whatever you want. I don't hate your music, in fact, we may have some similar interests. Who knows (I don't listen to JUST metal, I also listen to techno, dance, some rap, and dubstep) Also, WritingWrong, there is no reason to be hating me for my profile picture. If that's how I want to present myself, then it's how I'm gonna fucking present myself.

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79: why would I lie? My friend's mom's maiden name is Reznor. She got married (Braun) but is now divorced so its still Reznor. My friend isn't that close with Trent but they are still cousins and he's been to concerts for free. Fuck you for trying to call me out when I'm one of the few to agree with you that Nine inch nails is pretty cool. It's not like I'm claiming I'm related or something to try to be cool, I just thought you'd find it interesting. Fuck you.

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Who said I hated your profile picture? It's almost halloween; you look very... "halloween-ey" in your profile picture; nobody else seeing the connection here? Sorry, it was a bad joke, and I realize we all have our own opinions, I just don't respect that guy at all... (ruined a few of my favorite songs for me...)

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#104. Why don't you calm the fuck down. You must be new here, because you obviously don't know that a majority of the things that people say and claim on the internet, is utter bullshit. You don't have to shit your pants and throw a tantrum because I doubted what you said.

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No, 128, I'm not "new here." Even if I was, that wouldn't affect my knowledge of the rest of the internet's bullshit so your explanation is irrelevant. You are just annoying, and by the way I have been calm the whole time. I said fuck you because you deserve to have that said to you, not because I'm out of control or something.

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If she's hot. Do it. Or if you're gay and he's hot do it. But always remember bosses can get mad if you don't do something they want and can fire you. So keep that in mind OP. But if it isn't a turn on punishment. FYL.

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