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The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

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Would not have been an FML if you complained after seeing it. And hopefully you did because otherwise you must be a real

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i think what #3 is trying to tell you, blink182, is shut the fuck up. ok? i know this isn't in caps, but i'm hoping you're still able to understand it.

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Salmonella pizza sounds far more appealing than it should. @ The OP Wouldn't be an FML if you had looked at that pizza and said "get fucked i'm eating that". Then went somewhere else.

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Same here! The story should have ended with: So I told that bitch off and got the manager involved and now I get free pizza for a year and I will probably gain 50 pounds because of it. FML

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Did you consider the possibility that probably the trash can was there for this very purpose? They have ti cut pizzas all day. So they have to wipe the knife all day. So there has to be a system for that. May be there was a trash can lined with a bag for this purpose and it's not unhygienic?

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Obviously fuckhead. Of course that's too much to add but my point was that it was in no way a FML because it could have simply been resolved with her saying something. And I wouldn't give a flying fuck if it was a trash with a bag on it. Trash is trash is trash. A bag doesn't make a difference because TRASH is still going in that direction. A wet rag or napkin would have been more reasonable.

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Notice, the OP is British, not American. yes, restaraunts do this shit all the time, but they could at least try to hide it

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So true. Working in a restaurant made me stop going to restaurants, due to the things I've witnessed in the kitchen etc.

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Well -You drop a piece of cutlery in front of a customer and using super sneaky sleight of hand give it back to them while looking like you got a new one. -You cut some chicken or something and turn around to toss it in the pan, turn back around to see your knife is missing. Later you see someone cutting vegetables with it and serving them raw... -The sweaty overweight chef (of which every restaurant has at least one) every so often has drops of sweat fall off his nose into the food. -The pl

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This doesn't happen at the place I work at! So I all suggest you come to England, on the Isle of Wight, and go to the White Lion pub in Arrreton! If it helps, Enter Shikari have been there.

The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.

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it doesn't have to be your quote to refer to you. #11 was just drawing some obvious comparisons.

YDI it if you didn't complain about what you say and proceeded to pay for it anyways. SPEAK UP for crying out loud!

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