FML : Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we...

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Newly Minted Canuck - / Saturday 22 April 2017 20:00 /

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By Druu | 53

#7442940 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:45

Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

By blackfire29 | 3

#7442936 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:43

I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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By Ashamed_Sister | 48

#7442928 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:22

I have just lost my appetite.

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Josh Jaron Avid | 5

#7443487 - Monday 24 April 2017 08:27

I know right? so gross

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Cali | 41

#7443661 - Monday 24 April 2017 05:08

I deleted your extra comments, Josh Jaron Avid. Welcome to FML!

By blackfire29 | 3

#7442936 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:43

I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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mariri9206 | 32

#7442955 - Saturday 22 April 2017 09:11

No one said she was still going to take it back for a refund. The real reason it's both is because it sucks there was a hair is their pizza and it's a YDI because how could you forget what that piece was for?

By Druu | 53

#7442940 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:45

Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

By Manual_Manoosy | 21

#7442943 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Dtcnationz | 6

#7442952 - Saturday 22 April 2017 09:05

Sounds like you got yourself in a hairy situation. Fyl, OP. (You need to pay attention to the crust you're eating especially if it had hair)

By zmpzmpzmp | 3

#7442954 - Saturday 22 April 2017 09:05

Lol

By Rebecca Stockert | 16

#7442958 - Saturday 22 April 2017 09:20

how in the fuck does that even happen.. why would you even eat anymore pizza to begin with... darwin award...

By moonlight77 | 21

#7442986 - Saturday 22 April 2017 10:51

I was reading this as I was just eating pizza for dinner. I don't think I want the rest anymore. Thanks, Op.

By Regulate | 20

#7442993 - Saturday 22 April 2017 10:59

You have had worse.

By neallo | 5

#7443035 - Sunday 23 April 2017 12:40

Parents: part-time philosophers, on-the-spot garbage disposal.

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