FML : Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we...

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Newly Minted Canuck - / Friday 21 April 2017 05:37 /

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By Druu | 50

#7442940 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:45

Is anyone else more grossed out by the fact that it was pulled out of the garbage disposal? Hair. Okay, not the ideal pizza topping, but at least it was baked. Slime and grime from the the garbage disposal? *BARF*

By blackfire29 | 3

#7442936 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:43

I say this is possibly both "your life sucks" and "you deserve it." Your life sucks because your daughter found a hair in her pizza. You deserve it IF you ate the rest of the pizza and still expected a refund.

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By Ashamed_Sister | 47

#7442928 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:22

I have just lost my appetite.

Josh Jaron Avid | 5

#7443487 - Monday 24 April 2017 08:27

I know right? so gross

Cali | 40

#7443661 - Monday 24 April 2017 05:08

I deleted your extra comments, Josh Jaron Avid. Welcome to FML!

By blackfire29 | 3

#7442936 - Saturday 22 April 2017 08:43

mariri9206 | 32

#7442955 - Saturday 22 April 2017 09:11

No one said she was still going to take it back for a refund. The real reason it's both is because it sucks there was a hair is their pizza and it's a YDI because how could you forget what that piece was for?