Miscellaneous: Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays...

By kikinemo - 16/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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You what?

By daddyrobyn - 18/12/2018 13:30

Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML

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By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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You deserved it 4 180

By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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silentfog 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:10

your cousin ftw

shadow455 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:44

but isnt that what were all aiming for to get in girls pants

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JSmitt999 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:03

Your cousin was wrong. The Jonas Brothers are terrible at music.

afolsom 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:09

he's a fag

lifebarelyeffed 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:10

The jonas brothers dont sing well. or play guitar well

HeatSeeker 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:12

He ia Gayy

ziqi92 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:15

ur cousin just won this time. i'm guessing its an fml cuz u dont like the jonas brothers either?

jes23 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:16

who care's if your cousin thinks your bf is one of jonas brothers if your happy that's all that matters op its not an fml its a mlia

Bertha5 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:26

aaahaaa! jonas sisters**** lol

VermilionPlauge 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:33

Obviously you're not dating a jonas brother if you said he could sing and play well.

ashleyann94 1

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:49

What's wrong with the Jonas Brothers ? *hides in a box before the haters attack*

fran_fml 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:49

darn it 73 took my comment =/ lmao

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