Love: Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After...

By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 23:03 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:54

Who cares what your sister thinks... As long as he treats you right, and you like/love him, that's all that matters.

enonymous 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:20

I'm hoping it was Waldo and she's just jealous she didn't find him first

Comments

ken8lk 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:52

I know that feel, bro.

jordnlyn 6

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:55

FHL!

enonymous 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:20

I'm hoping it was Waldo and she's just jealous she didn't find him first

SneakyMuffin 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:47

You, my sir, belong on MLIA!!!

prettyinpunk1025 14

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:54

Who cares what your sister thinks... As long as he treats you right, and you like/love him, that's all that matters.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:00

Ugh. Siblings can be the worst sometimes. Just ignore her and keep on loving your bf

ollie179 21

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:00

Admit it. He's a homeless guy right?

LolCakes111 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:01

"Your Boyfriend"

tannerparker16 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:10

Thanks, I wasn't aware, FML was too confusing thank god U made sense of everything

gorgeousnightmar 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:04

Sounds like the girl who wrecked my pre engagement. And over 2 year relationship. Karma will hit.

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:58

Think your targeting system has a few errors, there.

rachel_potter 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:28

Stop trying to get people to throw you a pity party

PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:35

WTF is a pre-engagement? It's like being "kind of pregnant". You either are, or you aren't!

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:05

I'm guessing it's when a girl and her boyfriend are talking about getting married but aren't engaged yet.

ljcarranza 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:15

tell her you saw him outside looking into her room so you brought him in lol

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:22

The man about to bitch slap her.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:32

OP- you should of pulled that bitch aside and responded... your husbands lover.... that would of shut that bitch up for a bit; then tell her to shut the **** up!