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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Michelle C - 26/01/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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IGotzSkittlez 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:53

that guy really wanted your sandwich. should have gave it to him. or at least half.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 April 2011 6:07

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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Spaghetti7 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 9:54

Come on; an erotic strip-tease from a homeless man, or a crappy sandwich and no strip-tease. Like others said, you seemed to be in a situation which had a clear better decision, and you managed to make the wrong one. Boo.

superpoptart 24

Saturday 16 April 2011 10:03

you deserved it for being selfish?

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 10:17

Were the hobos fighting for the big chunks?

SeaChicken 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 10:26

What's all this 'aaw give him your sandwich'-crap? You don't just wake up one day being a bum, it's mostly their own fault so do something with your life, dont harass people that actually work with their food and give your fellow bums lapdances in stead. amen.

bbgirlXD 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 10:52

sorry I don't agree what if op was really short on money ? okay he should've helped the homeless man but if he couldn't it's not his fault... do u always help all the homeless ppl u see out there???

Rainbow35 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:29

Well I do, actually. :P I feel really guilty if I don't. It's not like I have anything better to be spending my money on, anyway. (I'm 14, so I don't have bills to pay or anything)

satanstolemysock 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 11:59

And you couldn't just get up and walk away because...?

sweetangelgal 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:10

yoh, some ppl didnt screw up their own lives i help at the homeless shelter once a week and their stories r all sad most of them got screwed up to b homeless...