By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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IGotzSkittlez 1

that guy really wanted your sandwich. should have gave it to him. or at least half.

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DocBastard 38

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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johnkoko707 0

Why FYL? Sounds like you got quite a show. I'm jealous

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caligirl_88 0

If he cant have the sandwich, then nobody can.

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nageef 0

lol it's ones like these u can tell are fake

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ToxicMystery 0

ur face must have been like o.o when he asked for spare change and the ur face probably turned like this o.O when u saw him dirty dancin to u

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manchild17 0

God forbid you miss a meal so a homeless person can eat

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k9obsessed 5

Yeah, manchild17, cuz I'm SO sure you'd want to give up your food if it happened to you. It's normal to feel uncomfortable when a homeless person asks you for stuff. And aside from that, clearly the guy is getting along well enough because he's healthy enough to go walking around and mooching food and stuff. So clearly that one sandwich wouldn't have been such a big loss.

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ZomgChuckNorris 0

Well he got part of the sandwitch

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emodude44 0

I'll suck, ya **** for a cheezit!

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