By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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IGotzSkittlez 1

that guy really wanted your sandwich. should have gave it to him. or at least half.

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DocBastard 38

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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DocBastard 38

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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maz255 10

ahhh boners never fail....

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RainbowHeadache 2

^ Always worth reading. Always.

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nutsackmuscle 0

Boners you are truly gifted.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I would love to spend a day in Boner's head.

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supergirl93 0

^^ i know right! xD

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Dude123456789 2

oh yeahhh . that sucks. heres vids of a talking stuffed panda: www.youtube.com/sulinthePanda

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lmaoatall 6

you should see me working it in the weiner schnitzel parking lot. nothing like a free footlong.

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kei1108 13

that's sad.. that means he's desperate to do anything for just a sandwich.. :/ aww..

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verrine 0

If someone was that desperate for my sandwich they could have it. I don't think it would harm many people to go without lunch for one day and it might make you think twice about how lucky you are to have food and a job.

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kinga08 0

Something tells me you're not his first victim. I know I would've thrown him my sandwich and ran away. I'd rather be hungry than mentally scarred like that for life.

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MuffyStJacques 0

He is great at persuasion.

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RainbowHeadache 2

That's how you take advantage of being a hobo.

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Livinia 11

Ew. You should've just given him the sandwich.

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