By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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IGotzSkittlez 1

that guy really wanted your sandwich. should have gave it to him. or at least half.

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DocBastard 38

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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zeta24 0

y is he homeless if he can erotic dance? i hear they are hiring in Vegas. Its a club called Horny and Homeless.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Why didn't you just give him the sandwich in the first place?

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

lmao, I feel bad 4 u but u could have just ran away

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Delgado8D 0

haha that is awesome!! ^^

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SteelCladAngel 0

should have given him the sandwich you douchebag or given him your change...you 'said' you didnt have any....sounds like you lied not like you couldn't have bought another did you know what goes around comes around?? ten years from know that hobo is going to be picked up for VoiceOver work, and when you're huddled in a cardboard box asking for change or a sandwich he's going to laugh in your face and piss on your box

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SteelCladAngel 0

should have given him the sandwich you douchebag or given him your change...you 'said' you didnt have any....sounds like you lied not like you couldn't have bought another did you know what goes around comes around?? ten years from know that hobo is going to be picked up for VoiceOver work, and when you're huddled in a cardboard box asking for change or a sandwich he's going to laugh in your face and piss on your box

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collegeadministr 0

geeze, I hope not. I don't think it's op's responsibility to feed beggars. they should seek assistance from the government. so in a very small way, op is already helping by paying taxes.

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Brookiebear167 0

You should of just given him your sandwich. He was obviously hungry and willing to do anything for food.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

First of all, it's 'should have', not 'should of'. Secondly, they may have given the sandwich to the guy to get him to stop. They didn't necessarily eat it (only to lose it afterward).

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lolatfmlss 1

I would have told him I'd give him the sandwich if I could give HIM an erotic strip tease.

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