By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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IGotzSkittlez 1

that guy really wanted your sandwich. should have gave it to him. or at least half.

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DocBastard 38

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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whitewoods 3

If that's what the homeless do for a sandwich imagine the wonders of what one would do for a beer or pack of ciggarettes. I think there's potential here for some real talent.

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dubvgirl 0

that's what u get for eating in front of a starving man!

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

and you couldn't walk away and ignore him or tell him in a nice way like im sorry I don't have no money and I wish I could help you and you do know people like being treated nicely

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Schlimpikins 0

I woulda walked home with a hand full of man sauce

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Andrea87_fml 3

oh come on, when the last time u had a striptease? lol

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thatmanjan 0

I don't think she wanted one from a homeless man though.

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darklight549 2

You deserve it for not saying sammich......... Moron

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HEYblinken 2

It sounds to me as if OP came out win-win in this scenario; while eating a sandwich, he saw two buns and meat. That's like two sandwiches for the price of one.

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briidontgive_ 0

You sound kinda selfish OP, you coulda bought another sandwich, or maybe you needa loose the weight anyway, either way this poor homeless man was desperate for food, did you not have any sympathy? I think I'm getting too serious on here... But YDI.

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