By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 121
You deserved it 2 949

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

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STOP saying you only live once!!!!!! Your stating ******* obvious. "Really I thought I was a god damn cartoon cat who has nine lives." Yoloing asshole.

Before you do ANYTHING make sure there's no angry mob outside of your door.

Am I the only one who wants OP to deliver so we know why he was on the news?

looney_mc 4

Was the show America most wanted

skullofdarkness 18

Okay, first of all, op lives in Canada, and so would not be watching Americas most wanted. Second, op said that it was the news. Learn to read more carefully.....

looney_mc 4

The guy posted the story on fml. He said he's not the only one

67 - Try actually reading what they were saying. It was apropos for their comment. OP: Maybe the station has a number you could call and ask? I know our two big stations have numbers where you could call and ask questions or comment about stories.

JustDerpin 11

What the hell is yoloing? You're only making yourself look like an ass.

noisebox 1

Come on you must have had some idea...