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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2022 22:00

Today, my sister had about 10 seconds of screen time as a nameless extra in a movie and mom won’t stop crying she’s so proud she saw one of her babies on the TV. I used to work for the BBC. I was on TV for minutes at a time, at least once a week, and she was never this proud of me. FML

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12GaugeTurtle 1

Monday 27 August 2012 12:31

Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

05PP1 17

Monday 27 August 2012 13:04

Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

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cheer4everever 0

Monday 27 August 2012 22:01

Look urself up on the site of whatever news channel or show it was.

coughyochick 7

Monday 27 August 2012 22:07

It's would still be online

helenanina 5

Monday 27 August 2012 22:09

Now I'm curious as to why you were on the news!

vetgrl 2

Monday 27 August 2012 22:20

Time to google yourself or google news yourself!

crazydazy 1

Monday 27 August 2012 22:35

Check Global tv website

jaderebeccasmith 5

Monday 27 August 2012 23:15

Why don't you just wait when you go to work and ask people if the saw you picture on the new

musicluvr2000 11

Monday 27 August 2012 23:32

Most wanted person: OP Call the cops. "excuse me, my picture was on the news. Are you looking to arrest me?" Cops: "excuse me, should we?"

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:06

This happened to me many times in my two years as a singer in a youth group. We were big news in our area for a bit and were filmed for all types. But I have a really lax memory so when I would spot me on Telly I'd freak out and tell everyone,of course,they already knew cause I told them before d'oh!

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:16

Google yourself... who knows...

allblacksfan 7

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:51

Look at a newspaper, they generally say what's been on the news

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