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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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You deserved it 33 797

By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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You deserved it 81 740

By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2022 22:00

Today, my sister had about 10 seconds of screen time as a nameless extra in a movie and mom won’t stop crying she’s so proud she saw one of her babies on the TV. I used to work for the BBC. I was on TV for minutes at a time, at least once a week, and she was never this proud of me. FML

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12GaugeTurtle 1

Monday 27 August 2012 12:31

Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

05PP1 17

Monday 27 August 2012 13:04

Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

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alyspar2 5

Monday 27 August 2012 12:28

Google it. Google knows everything!

Nevermind212 11

Monday 27 August 2012 12:30

You're wanted!! And surrounded

Mister_Triangle 21

Monday 27 August 2012 12:58

I hope OP knows the cheat code to remove his Wanted Level

12GaugeTurtle 1

Monday 27 August 2012 12:31

Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Monday 27 August 2012 12:36

How do you do something news worthy and not know it? Then again, they report on american idol results on the news here, so you never know.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 27 August 2012 12:44

You should go on their website, and either look at recent news, or search your name. Easy-peasy. (:

RegularDayFML 0

Monday 27 August 2012 12:47

Well, that's made up.

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 August 2012 13:13

Your mom is made up. No seriously, she is. She wears makeup. And what makes you think this FML is made up?

05PP1 17

Monday 27 August 2012 13:04

Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

yoyoyolol08 5

Monday 27 August 2012 13:07

Danger: molester on the loose

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 27 August 2012 13:18

Google your name. It'll probably take you to your local news website, and then you can figure out what they said.

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 27 August 2012 13:24

Op was probably on the news for "burning our women and raping our churches!" despicable

pokefan813 16

Monday 27 August 2012 15:05

It's okay if it's not "legitimate rape" because somehow the body shuts off. According to some politician.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 27 August 2012 15:44

That's right. Churches never get pregnant with real rape.

kittytub 12

Tuesday 28 August 2012 6:15

hide yo kids and hide yo wife!

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Today, I turned up to my job interview ready for any question, with impeccable references and previous work experience. Then I saw that one of my interviewers was the lady I accidentally hit with my bicycle last week. She still has stitches in her cheek. No job for me. FML

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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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Today, like every day for the past six months, I have to go to work and walk on eggshells so the newest employee doesn't feel like I'm being passive-aggressive. I need a new job. FML

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Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

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