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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 09:51 - Australia

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2022 22:00

Today, my sister had about 10 seconds of screen time as a nameless extra in a movie and mom won’t stop crying she’s so proud she saw one of her babies on the TV. I used to work for the BBC. I was on TV for minutes at a time, at least once a week, and she was never this proud of me. FML

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12GaugeTurtle 1

Monday 27 August 2012 12:31

Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.

05PP1 17

Monday 27 August 2012 13:04

Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online

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I_lost_the_game 25

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:09

96- It could be a little risky to walk outside though

Everclear92 2

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:31

you can always type your name into a search engine....something news related is bound to pop up.

Crichton55 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 1:36

That just adds ten new layers of suck right there.

swagisforchumps 9

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:55

Hmm... I smell peanut butter. If that were true then my friend would be dead.

WTFreversed 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:54

google yourself

Airhead3333 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 17:46

Wtf? Why Alberta??? D:

CaseySTFU 3

Tuesday 28 August 2012 21:24

Google!! Go go go!

k_mahoney 0

Wednesday 29 August 2012 5:15

did you ever figure out what it was for?!

thalaurynb19vb 1

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:40

internet

simonepedretti 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:37

omfg wtf

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Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML

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Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

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Today, my girlfriend wants to lick my butthole. How do I respond to that? I am genuinely confused and disgusted. FML

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Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

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Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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