By ehwat - 26/11/2009 05:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
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perdix 29

Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.

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Dynoblaze 1

Don't get so anal about his request. You owe him a present anyway.

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1234jnimawe 0

hey be grateful! some people would be pissed they didn't get a gift

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Eelusive 0

That's a gift that keeps on giving. To make it even tell him he has to buy you some lube for your present.

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Digithead 0

do it if you want to, don't do it you don't want to and no oppoligies either way.

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blah123blah 0

Clean his room and say, "there, I gave you anal"

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FHGrif 0

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Catheec 4

Some people love it. Some people hate it. But if you have never tried it give it a chance. It may surprise you how amazing it can feel for both parties. Like the others said: lots of lube and slow and gentle is the key.

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