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He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML

By Andy - / Monday 26 March 2018 01:30 / Germany - W?rselen
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  joonsson  |  20

You do realise that’s not how it works? She’s not obligated to pay for damage caused by her bf and she did nothing illegal. She’s definitely a ho though.

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  TomPusslicker  |  20

Probably was. Not international news but in my small towns paper there's a small police report section. If OP lives in a big city, it may not even be news worthy.

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