By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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i_love_my_man 0

girls love a marine! oorah semper fi!!

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ScuseMePrincess 2

I understand your feelings, OP. Women have no logical sense or reasoning. At least you can predict the flight of a bullet.

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polishboy168 0

Hey man just tell them you Killed some one while on the frontlines. Btw thank you for your service.

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TN9R 1

go **** yourself, next time theres a war to fight we will send your sorry ass there. Respect the people that arent afraid to die for their country.

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Dodie__fml 2

134- ydi for being a homosexual terrorist

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AlexisGadd 0

Your a ****** 134 marines are the best of the best, I doubt you could be a COP! (no offense to the police force, but they are the last line of defense and have the least training)

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sporkman 0

No no no. I believe mall cop is the last line of defense

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HahaYDI 0

Look here Mr. Canadian, if Marines never existed then the US would not be around to offer you, Mexico, and the rest of The American continents from protection from the big scary world on the other side of the pond.

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HahaYDI 0

That was a reply fail.

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katt_is_here 24

GD stupid FML commenting system. That wasn't supposed to be there >.>

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Marz151 0

That is cute :), but I was raised around guns lol

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sgtrobswifey 0

You'll find the right one. Don't worry about it. Keep your head in the game!! Stay safe out there, and as always thank you for your service!

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Dodie__fml 2

Ice breaker: "I am a United States Marine." they'll fall in love with you instantly

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FreaKariDunk 3

#147 how true. :) I have marine friends I would do ANYTHING for.

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Dodie__fml 2

The most loyal men there are. I went to Arlington National Cemetery and it was amazing when I saw Changing of the Gaurds

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