By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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texas_redneck88 10

Bahahahahah you're a douche for bein' afraid to talk to girls......damn jarhead

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ashmichelle85 0

You're a douche, that "damn jarhead" is willing to lay down his life to protect your freedom and absolute douche baggedry! Show some damn respect for our military! And you call yourself an American!?

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texas_redneck88 10

Um, yeah I actually do call myself an American. I did 3.5 yrs in the Navy, so yeah you're welcome. And if that's the attitude that you have towards veteran's, that's sad

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valdawg 0

Only thing navy food for is ride to get job done!! Only 3.5 yrs?? Must have washed out haha

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sgtrobswifey 0

He's just jealous.. He's never been able to talk to woman either and knows the smart ones won't talk to a guy who hot bunks and has had more "seamen" in them than they have. Hooah!

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ashmichelle85 0

No, I'm the daughter of a veteran, Operation Desert Storm sound familiar? My dad is a Desert Storm vet. How about Vietnam? My uncle served in that one. Do you recall World War II? My grandfather served in that war. I appreciate all our veterans, but as a Vet don't you think you should show some respect to a brother in arms?

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pvtpilot 0

I guess the navy never taught you respect

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ihasbrains 10

******'s name explains his douche-bagginess. ******* rednecks...

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Vaginabutter 15

yup, pfx is gay and lonely

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beitzy 0

I don't think you'd have any troubles getting a girl so dont be afraid to go for it

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dhsgirl 0

That's really cute as can be. That's shows ur sensitive side girls look for that

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Bizzzy 5

Do it man, loosen up, relax and be yourself! :O

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kenoswild 14

cmon. if ur a marine ud be man enuff to take a rejection with a bullet. women are better than a speeding bullet aimed at you. with a bullet you only die once and cant walk away, but a woman- you can walk away.

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neptune997 4

U should have joined the Navy

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