Frying pan, meet fire

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 22:00

Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
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poopface82 18

That’s a long time to carry that energy. Perhaps she needs to go over there and use that energy to kick some Taliban ass.

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D J's MOM 17

what the **** is wrong with her, if I was your wife I would jump on you n give you a big old kiss. btw thank you for your service!!!!!

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poopface82 18

That’s a long time to carry that energy. Perhaps she needs to go over there and use that energy to kick some Taliban ass.

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RichardPencil 30

At least with bullets, you have a chance of dodging them.

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D J's MOM 17

what the **** is wrong with her, if I was your wife I would jump on you n give you a big old kiss. btw thank you for your service!!!!!

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spinningrecords 14

I would move on, starting immediately. That sort of return should never be acceptable.

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