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That's when you turn to your mom and say, you know your 50 right? Parents hate being called old, and I assume she's in her mid 40s or early 50s, what I'm trying to say is make that vag-blocking whore feel old

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I kiss dolphins mom and grandma since they both came with those free panties he gave away last week. I like my women like I like my alcohol... Stiff and a hint of fermaldahyde

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FML, I accidentally pressed send. My iPod crashed so I couldn't complete it. Be merciful with your thumbs please

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right...because the "I don't think you should date that boy" conversation always goes over so well with teenage girls.

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if you can pass for a 13 year old then I'm guessing the cute guys response was "yeah, that's why I want her"

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Or he was like oh shit! Cause sometimes girls develop early. I did. I'm 19 and look pretty much the same as I did when I was 13. Guys hit on me then if they didn't realize it.

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Dude, u don't go out much do u, ur comments on here suck, she's not a hooker so it's not cock block, it's making out block

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I get the feeling that your kind of a chode, even without meeting you I can tell, it's like I have some sort of chodey sense. just like a spidey sense, only different.

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And while you're answering that, if she's as overprotective as everyone says, why did she never notice before? Either she was drunk this time, just joking, it took her this long to figure out a good way to shut him down, or she is completely oblivious. Whichever it is, I think it's safe to ignore her and keep talking to the guy, if for nothing more than to set him straight on your age. Still, that is fucked up.

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Okay, how the fuck does the first comment that said something VERY similar to this have too many thumbs down to show, but this has 26 thumbs up...?

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Just because you're a certain age doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for family... I still go places with my family...and so does my 18 year old sister

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Some of us don't hate our parents. I know that's hard to believe, but I have a functional family and I see my parents frequently. They see their parents as frequently as time allows. It's sad that this is unusual.

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Smelling funny is the best part. It brings you back to when you'd visit your grandma and she forgot to shower for a few days

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Jizzwold... There is something wrong with you... I was adopted by my aunt and uncle... Nobody else took me in... I cherish the moments I spend with family... You should too... Cuz they might not be there forever

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I don't think there is anything wrong with me 132 fuck you too though. I'm just saying I don't have to spend time with people that I don't like and who I find annoying. If they were anyone but family members Im sure people would agree that I have no reason to be with them.

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