Miscellaneous: Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of... - FML

By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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Shove it, lady

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 13:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my neighbor complained that the trailers and sheds in my yard are ruining her view. The same neighbor who built her house right above my property, thereby ruining my view, and leaving not even enough space for a hedge in between. FML

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Top comments

Luckster 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:09

Why don't people just put curtains over their damned bathroom windows!? It's not that hard to install them. Or better yet, replace the glass with the kind you can't actually see through!

sucksforyoudude 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

looks like it's time for a house call! break the damn thing!

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mdavis0529 14

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:42

Call the police!

JeremytheJackass 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:01

that constitutes an ass beating. kick in the door and slice him from ear to ear.

42billybob 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:11

it's funny because OP was looking in HER neighbor's window.

notwierdgifted 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:39

disturbing and at the same time I'd confront him about it

delock51 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:53

This stuff is really turning me on

scorpio82 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:11

Invest in a good set of blinds or a shade, and then confront your pervert neighbor about it!

StealthSerpent 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:22

Why you all hating? Any straight thinking man would set up a telescope.

Nissi 17

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:52

No.

gunterr 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:45

ewwww

stormin972 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:16

Aren't you a little old for FML?

feeish 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:31

I am sure he is purely interested in astrophysics and not just you daughters ass physics

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