By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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uberletepoon 10

still counts. I just had sex!

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CaptainPat 0

if you came before she left then yes it counts.

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15thPrestige 0

Dermentologists has studied if you prestige then your penis will grow.0:

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HesJustTheBest 0

No you have to buy your way into the prestige leaderboards before it actually starts.

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15thPrestige 0

Yes! <3 sweet candy thx for promoting my comment to a "Win!" [:

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TheCass_ 3

-She put a bag over my head? -Still counts! haha. it's still countsies.

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vbmg152 18

Dude, you need to pick a nicer, more sensitive girl next time. Also, don't go giving yourself away to just anyone and everyone! You'll be much happier later in life if you're more choosy about who you have sex with now!!

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

In my opinion it doesn't count. And you should think that way too, just so people don't laugh when you tell them about your "first time". Just pretend that never happened.

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hasd234 0

half way in her mouth doesnt count buddy sorry

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15thPrestige 0

She was laughing because it was the chrisnas season and so she "was laughing all the way". You have have misunderstood.

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15thPrestige 0

45 Minutes with your step-mother.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's what happens when you take too long to get your partner aroused.

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