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By unsatisfied / Tuesday 9 February 2010 03:33 / France
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By  Hotshot132  |  0

hahah and 1st

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  ibanezrick  |  0

Seriously. There's nothing cool about being first to respond to a post on the Internet. Go take a walk fatty, then come in and be fourth. I doesn't matter!

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haha snickerdoodles taste like chicken to me..... I have no idea why. but anyways it's different for everyone their first time. mine was great but only because the guy had years of expierence, we are like 6 1/2 Years apart, I was 16 him 23. still together!! maybe it was his first timee. :D

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  perdix  |  29

I think we have to assume the OP is female. No man is going to admit that he can only last 30 and follow the FML format of starting with "Today." Twenty-something years ago, I lost my virginity and it took all of thirty seconds. . . if I hadn't improved since then, FML! (The good news is I can now go for a good long time. . . I even get yelled out for taking too long ;) ) The OP shouldn't complain because this is her first time. If her husband gives it to her like that once a week, then she should come back and complain!

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  UziTopete  |  0

c'mon now I mean PERDIX is obviously a smart guy but damn is he lieing.. no one has that much time to write that and then go have great sex, plus if you get yelled at for taking too long you must have lame sex cuz ya girl wants it over with so bad ahaha it's true isn't it

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  Ajjas013  |  6

@perdix: I dunno dude... To me it sounds like she took her own virginity by the way it's worded. Regardless though it was her decision to loose her v card so I don't know why she's complaining.

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  perdix  |  29

UziTopete, I'm telling the truth. She thinks the quality is excellent, but she hates the helmet I make her wear -- it's my own design and it allows me to read and write FML comments on my iPhone while we are having sex. It has front and rear mounts;)

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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

@Cupcaken: At least if the OP were a guy he would have been able to get off while losing his virginity. Well, OP, things can only go up from here! Just maybe not with Mr. 30 Seconds.

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