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That's pretty funny. Just laugh it off, don't think too much about it. You could think that at least it was her couch, so you lost it to something of hers.

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"Uh yeah I lost my virginity to Couch. She was really nice, didn't complain except for a few squeaks and did I mention how soft she was?"

Guess what I'm gonna be thinking of every time I hear "fuck yo couch." It's okay OP. You were intoxicated, and you'll laugh about it later. :)

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Yes. Yes it is. It's like just saying 'fuck you' but it's used as more of a joke you would say to a friend. At least that's how I've heard it used.

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As a guy, I can say booze helps us gents last longer. With whiskey dick and all.. As a girl, you should appreciate that

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I take it no one else here is familiar with the movie "Knocked Up." I think the name says it all.

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