Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she...

By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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New skills

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 08:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML

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By Unknown - 07/02/2014 14:18 - United States - Lamoni

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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premiermois 5

Monday 3 January 2011 19:24

Hookers still count, buddy.

uberletepoon 10

Monday 3 January 2011 19:27

still counts. I just had sex!

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Kitten21 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:12

aww, I'm sorry :(

airbear2225 6

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:15

SKETCHY LMAO

jenchen 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:20

LMAOO xD

BellaMarta 19

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:22

I bet she laughed because his dick was small.

mightymart 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:06

she's a ****** ****.. unless you're like 32, then she may be right

Faux94 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:40

Fake

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:51

hahaha you nailed it

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 11:17

Maybe she's just too loose

fuckmylife318 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:48

haha that sucks man. were you really that badd?!

RugbyLover13 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:20

Hell ya it counts!

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