Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she...

By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 08:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML

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By Unknown - 07/02/2014 14:18 - United States - Lamoni

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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premiermois 5

Monday 3 January 2011 19:24

Hookers still count, buddy.

uberletepoon 10

Monday 3 January 2011 19:27

still counts. I just had sex!

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jessieeatsbrainz 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:26

ROFL

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:03

OP, the first time always sucks. Its awkward. But if you are 43 years old then she is prolly justified.

Dave7276 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:18

In the words of Akon STILL COUNTS!

mola_mola 3

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:04

when you click "your life sucks" it becomes "it definitely does!" seems like fml has an answer to your question

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:38

I'm pretty sure you get a 'do over' for that one.

randomxoxo 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:45

poor thing, that had to be quite embarrassing, buttt, I dont think I would of gone public.

Kez1181 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:09

Haha I lost mine to an Amsterdam hooker so it could be worse lol

paganboy666 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 5:55

did you release your inner fluids if yes then yes if no well... try again

iNsANity510 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 7:38

srry dude but that doest count unless yu finished

someguy2010 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:47

I'm gonna have to ask you to hand over your man card...........

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