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I lost my virginity to a squirter... it's pretty interesting lol especially when she's on top and it puddles where your laying

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@145 Oh my fucking god. You're kidding right? You are 18 years old and still trying to figure out the definition of losing your virginity. That is sad

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I'm sure it was the best thirty seconds of his life. And she put a bag over his head (still counts).

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lol 47 thinks they are not a virgin anymore. sorry but penetration is the only way. go back to school.

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I'm guessing the count was in the 'seconds' category, hence the laughter and the FML. Although he could have missed entirely and ended up f*cking her leg and cumming on her instead of in her. Would that count?

Just like in football, if you penetrate the plane of the goal, it counts. If your performance in any indication, it looks like another long dry spell has begun. So, technically you are no longer living with involuntary virginity, but chronic celibacy is your new problem.

WOW well I think it does count, but erm.. It was your first time don't beat yourself up over it. But I really think you should have waited until you found a person who you love, because then they wouldn't run off laughing at your first time. Also it would have been better if you let the girl know it was your first time then maybe if she was umm experienced she could have been on top. Well OP better luck next time! :D

Of course you can always use a time stamp... "I'm a 2011 virgin".... Wait, Hyenas count? Damn. There goes 2011. What about farm animals?

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he's saying like ex. to stay a "virgin" you could say I a haven't had sex this year yet. so I'm a 2011 virgin or I haven't this month I'm a January virgin.

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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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My first attempt, I didn't even get inside before I came. Second attempt I lasted 3 seconds. After 2 months, I've now beaten the 1 and a half hour mark.

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