Intimacy: Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls... - FML

By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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BaldOuting 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:23

gotta keep those things under lock and key.

Art_Vandeley 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:26

Well at least he wasn`t chasing the boys with it.

DeepFriedFUNK 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:28

ahahahahaha I like bananas for me dinner

raged_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:29

i hope he got their numbers

iroquoiswho1033 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:31

Shit. This was seriously SO funny that before I could even laugh my eyes just welled up with water. LMFAO!!!

egt2292 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:32

that is some rich imagery. LMAO @ #11.

ascott 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:36

LMFAOOOOOOO YDI for letting it be accesible to your child, wanna try a lock on your closet maybe? i definitley agree FYL , :) oh and LOL@11

chel81x1 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:37

best f-my life ever

pwnage79 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:40

#20 LMFAO!!!!!!! XD

Lazyninja420 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:41

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious

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